10 THINGS ACTUALLY SAID DURING JOB INTERVIEWS

• "What do you want me do do if I can not walk to work if it's raining? Can you pick me up?"
• "So, how much do they pay you for doing these interviews?"
• "What is your company's policy on Monday absences?"
• "When you do background checks on candidates, do things like public drunkenness arrest come up?"
• "I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger management classes."
• "I'm really not a big learner.  I'd much rather work at a place where the job is pretty stagnant and doesn't change a lot."
• "My parents told me that I need to get a job, so that is why I'm here."
• "I saw the job posted on Twiter and thought, Why not?"
• "What is two weeks' notice? I've never quit a job before--I've always been fired."
• "If this doesn't work out, can I call you to go out sometime?"