---couresty of P.B., aka "Mr. B," Laramie, Wyoming, from years of substitute teaching
What is the difference between a bald man, a prince, an orphan, and a monkey's mother?
- A bald man has no hair apparent.
- A prince is an heir apparent.
- An orphan has nary a parent.
- A monkey's mother is a hairy parent.
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