- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
MORE PARAPROSDOKIANS FOR YOU ENJOYMENT
Posted by DeltaJoy at 7:44 AM
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